This is an awesome way to say “fuck you.”
WHYPANDAWHY
my name is adam ohler.
these are my observations.
e-mail -- adam_ohler@yahoo.com
What the fuck? Two very lucky/circumstantial INTS and a horrible missed tackle resulting in a 50 yard run resulting in a TD gets you AFC Defensive Player of the Week? How can this be? Because we were playing the hapless Raiders?
Seriously, Mike Brown has been horrible all year (not that we currently have anyone better). Yes, horrible. He’s the reason I think we should draft Eric Berry. Anyway, the people who vote on this shit clearly don’t watch the games.
They went with “Son of Cloud” over me!?!?! JESUS!!!!!
The San Diego Zoo chose to name their new Panda the very stupid name of Yun Zi (correct accents not included) or “son of cloud.”
I fixed it.
Fuck yeah Kansas City sports!
This almost makes up for Dwayne Bowe’s 4 game suspension. Almost.
Awesome new development: the list of things I have in common with Rasheed Wallace now has at least one item on it.
And no, this is not from The Onion. No one else cares about the Chiefs.
P.S. Fuck the Raiders!
We found Water on the Moon!
Adding yet another argument for not going back to the moon: water monsters.
Turns out, Larry Johnson wants to play for the defending super bowl champions. Now I get why he was such a bitch all the time — duh.
So...
We lost. At this point, I’m sad to say, it wasn’t terribly surprising. It would have been an amazing but impossible comeback.
Anyway, after the loss, I decide that instead of getting drunk, I’ll get Wendy’s. I love Wendy’s. I really do. I got a Big Bacon Classic and some Chicken Nuggets and a Frostee. They were pretty good (this part really isn’t important, I just want to send some love Wendy’s’ way). After eating, I walk around for a little bit, reflecting on the season and what a good run we had and I head for home. I walk in the house to find my two roommates and some girl I’ve never seen before. Both my roommates express their condolences as I shuffle into the room morosely. I say to the girl, “You’ll have to excuse me, my team just lost the World Series.”
To which she replied, “Oh Jesus Christ! I thought your girlfriend just shit on you grandmother! You know sports were invented by Burger King, right?”
Wow, right?
So I took a deep breath, blinked a good dozen times, and informed this mystery woman that although sports may not be for everyone, they hold a very important place in a lot of people’s hearts and its not Burger King that put it there. A team like the Phillies becomes the pulse of the city. Men playing a child’s game become heroes in the night as we cheer them on. And we cheer them on because we truly love them.
It was a good season. A special season with a special team loaded with special guys. Not many championship teams get back to the World Series to begin with. And there’s no shame in losing to the Yanks (although it would have been twice as good as beating the lame ol’ Rays).
Well, this post is a tad sporadic and now it’s getting a bit lengthy so I’ll wrap it up by saying this: I love this team with all my heart and to those of you who think that’s weird, well, you just don’t get it.
GO PHILLIES!
Holy shit Byrnes. ”Invented by Burger King?” That chick’s damn lucky I wasn’t there. I would have said something mean.
I’m sad baseball is over. And I haven’t eaten at Burger King in almost a decade.
“I don’t know if you realize this, I might be at times the most influential player that ever stepped in Yankee Stadium. I can honestly say that. I have all the respect in the world for the way they enjoy being fans. Sometimes they might be giving you the middle finger, just like they will be cursing you and telling you what color underwear you’re wearing. But at the end of the day, they’re just great fans that want to see the team win. I don’t have any problem with that.”
I can’t wait for tonight. Two amazing teams stacked full of all-time legendary players celebrating the unbelievable tradition of baseball. With full respect to Daisy, go Pedro!
this halloween, mostly out of laziness, i chose to go as ‘justin timber-clown.’ later, when we somehow ended up at the same party as JC Chasez, this choice would prove to be a big hit.
Look at these guys. Terrifying.
dammit.
I think we made a big mistake not playing up Adam’s Chinese heritage.
If only they knew.
Look at the stupid potential panda names.
Last day to vote for one of the top 5.
I wish I was named extraordinary bear.
Fuck this fucking shit. All those names are stupid. Way to think inside the box, panda naming people of the world.
Sincere thanks to everyone for their support in this noble quest to have this endangered black and white bear named after me.
perfect.
Christopher Walken recites Poker Face as a special Halloween treat on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross.
Perfection.
